ACTUAL, REAL J.K ROWLING DELETED PARTS From Sorcerer’s Stone! This is actually J.K Rowling’s Deleted Parts! READ IT AND BE MIND-BLOWN! (Got it from jkrowling.com)
“So this Flamel bloke found the stone-” said Ron.
“No - he MADE it,” said Harry. “He was an alchemist which means-“
“-someone who turns base metals into gold,” said Hermione. She had that old proving-it-know-more-than-everyone-else look on her face, the other two noticed. “Of course. I read about one in ‘Alchemy, Ancient Art and Science’ by Argo Pyrits-“
“I miss that one myself,” muttered Ron.
“-and of course it’s some of the most difficult magic you can do. And you end up not just with pure gold, but also with a funny stone hump-“
“Which is what I’m on about,” said Harry. “The Philosophy stone, yes. And it works too. It kept Nicholas Flamel and his wife alive for about five hundred years.”
“WHAT?”
“I know,” said Harry. “But it’s true. He was spotted at the opera Paris in 1762 and he was born back in 13something.”
Ron whistled.
“But he’s dead now?” he asked.
“Of course,” said Harry. “Someone stole his stone so he couldn’t make any more Elixir of Life, could he? It takes a while to make another stone and by that time, I suppose, he was just too old to live without his Elixir until a new stone was ready. And now I’ll tell you something else really weird that I haven’t told you up to now - the stone was found in my parents’ safe at Gringott’s bank.”
But instead of the interested noises Harry had expected, Ron and Hermione simply stared at him.
“What?” said Harry.
“Well, Harry,” said Hermione. “I mean….”
“You mean what?”
He stared at them both as they shuffled their feet and tried not to look him in the eye.
“You don’t think,” he said suddenly and angrily, “That my PARENTS stole the stone?”
“Um…” said Ron.
“Look,” said Harry furiously, “That’s like saying they MURDERED Flamel….”
“Oh Harry, we never thought….”
“Not much, you didn’t,” said Harry. “I don’t know how it got there, but the stone wasn’t put there by THEM….”
“Right,” said Ron quickly. “I’m sure you’re right.”
“There must be an obvious explanation,” said Hermione.
Harry wasn’t at all convinced that they meant it, but at that moment the bell rang which put an end to the conversation.
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